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Why Does My Cat Knock Things Off Tables?

They look at you. They look at the glass. They look back at you. The glass goes.

The paw is an investigative tool

Cats have highly sensitive paw pads packed with nerve receptors, and they use them the way we use hands — to test an unfamiliar object. Poking something and watching how it responds is genuine information gathering: is it alive, is it food, is it a threat, does it move in an interesting way?

In the wild that instinct pays off. On a kitchen counter it costs you a mug.

It is also a hunting rehearsal

Pawing, batting and pouncing are components of the predatory sequence. An indoor cat with no actual prey still has the full behavioural toolkit and a serious shortage of things to use it on. Your pen moves unpredictably when swatted, which is close enough to count.

This is why the problem usually shrinks when play increases. A cat that's had ten real minutes with a wand toy has far less unspent hunting software running.

And then there is you

Here's the uncomfortable part. The first time your cat pushed something off a table, you got up immediately, made a noise, and gave it your full attention. From the cat's point of view that's an extremely reliable button.

Cats don't distinguish much between positive and negative attention — a reaction is a reaction. This is why it so often happens while you're watching, and why the eye contact beforehand is not your imagination. It's aimed at you.

What actually helps

Three things, in order of how much they work:

• More play, scheduled. Two short wand sessions a day beats any amount of scolding.
• Make the reaction boring. If it's attention-driven, the fastest way to kill it is to not deliver attention — then reward them when they're being calm instead.
• Stop leaving ammunition out. Unglamorous, completely effective.

Punishment doesn't work here and tends to make cats warier of you rather than of the table.

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